Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

Having overcome the severe setback of having been born with only one foot, Paddy "psychopad" Grant, has faced more diversity in his football career than most. Despite entering the LPC as part of a community order for a dustbin related assault, Paddy has earned his place on the OXILP team, mostly because the Captain and Secretary preferred the idea of letting him play to waking up next to a horses head. Paddy is renowned for his energy and commitment during the match, having once broken the land speed record while retrieving the ball for a throw in. A fellow of erudite conversation, Paddy has occasionally been heard to say something on the
pitch that wouldn't make a hooker blush