Fergus O'Brien
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | South African |
| College | Jesus |
| Club | Jesus |
| Team | Jesus 1st |
| Course | Classics |
| Matriculation year | 2006 |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 7 (0) | 572 | 10 | 1 (0) | |
| This season | 5 (1) | 495 | 00 | 1 (0) | |
| Career | 12 (1) | 1067 | 10 | 2 (0) |
Biography
Thrown out of South Africa after the rise of Nelson Mandela and the fall of apartheid, the sound of his shit chat now echoes around the Jesus midfield. More than 'just friends' with the hoover in the Morris room, this borderline retard is never seen without his splash-proof mac.