Graham McManus
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Magdalen |
| Club | Magdalen |
| Team | Magdalen 1st |
| Matriculation year | 2007 |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 1 (3) | 121 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| This season | 5 (0) | 450 | 10 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 6 (3) | 571 | 10 | 0 (0) |
Biography
When the cat's away...
Graham 'one trick pony' McManus (so-called because of his obsession with inter-war Conservatism, and his insistence on performing at least three Cruyff turns whenever he receives the ball, regardless of where he is on the pitch) will be looking to make an impact for new club Magdalen. Catching the ball on the back of his neck, dribbling past the whole team and scoring during pass-and-move drills in training, and not tracking back from midfield are all expected to feature heavily.
McManus is a Cambridge alumnus who took a First in his undergraduate degree, achieving the mark of 84 on his thesis. Well done Graham. His Tab roots also go some way to explaining why he is such a dickhead.