Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

Roy is yet another of those individuals at LMH who find their own personal way to Hate. He has blasted his way into LMHFC vocabulary by quite brilliantly taking gaychat to a whole new level, and giving the world roychat. Indeed, Roy is so uncontroversial that he actually insists on cycling to and from matches by himself, just to avoid accidentally speaking out of turn during the walk back through the parks.

For such a well rounded, and pleasant young chap, the Royster has an unexplained vendetta against the The Bridge. Never seen without his big black jacket, every Thursday Roy and fellow Wolfson West home boy Joe ‘Miracle Boy’ Wellington pump themselves full of Raw Dee’s, get psyched up by ‘Wormsing’ and proceed to ignore the notion of queing, ignore the temptation to pay for entry, and then steal copious amounts of Magner’s from the store cupboard. Hate. Er.

Roy is an excellent attacking player in college football, used down the right during his first year, in a typically selfish Roymundo effort he has moved up front now in seek of more glory. A good finisher with a decent first touch, Wheeldog (why have we never called him that before!?) is a Medic, but always manages to find time to play which is much appreciated by the team. (Delightful Roychat!).

Royster has joined fellow striker Freddie Williams in which we hope is just a short fad of ‘not-scoring-despite-having-an-open-goal’.