Joe diCapite
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Lady Margaret Hall |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Lady Margaret Hall |
| Teams | Centaurs, LMH 1st, LMH 2nd |
| Course | Physiology |
| Matriculation year | 2002 |
Statistics
for all clubs
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 19 (0) | 1710 | 10 | 1 (0) | |
| This season | 11 (0) | 990 | 00 | 4 (0) | |
| Career | 33 (0) | 2970 | 10 | 5 (0) |
Biography
Joe's experience of college football has served him well in his short university career, where he has established himself as a more-than-solid back-up for Grampa Robinson in goal. Known throughout Oxford for his illuminous yellow paper-boy bag, Joe has endeared himself to the squad by making several crucial saves in important Centaurs matches.
Is well known for wearing a tight black wrestling suit when playing between the posts.
Joe's interests include PES 2008 and eating Philadelphia Light sandwiches (which he eats for lunch everyday to help his skin glow - nonce). Despite his chat about being good at everything he tries apart from swimming and Goldeneye, Joe is remarkably inept at Pro-Ev despite always getting Classic Netherlands on random, and insisting on his rubbish 2-3-5 formation.
Also, looked like Monty Don in his photo, and is generally a bit of a mincer.