Benjamin Smith
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) |
|---|
| This season |
5 (5) |
| 585 |
00 |
7 (0) |
Biography
Mr Ben Smith, commonly known as Flash, is a much vaunted member of LMHFC. A tendency to score outrageously skillful goals whilst also missing sitters has made him a popular member of team. This embodies the LMHFC spirit, namely, if you are going to score, it may as well be a flair goal. Boring goals do not count.
Flash is also famous on the Webmail circuit for his avant-garde attitude to the English language generally, and grammar in particular. He has also successfully managed to change the once embarrassing nickname of Flasher, to the far more manly Flash; a move which must be applauded.
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